Prince of Breath

dirkar:

Okay but seriously Dirk and Jake get a fish and they’re deciding on a name and Dirk’s all listing off obscure rappers and various philosophers and Jake’s just like. James pond. Dirk we are naming the fish james pond. James POND. Dont roll those judgmental peepers at me mister that is a bloody *fantastic* pun and you damn well know it. I dont care about descartes and his contributions to the modern world i want a goddamn goldfish named james pond. Dirk stop ignoring me. JAMES POND.

skullterror:

Its always been my headcanon the heart players always fall in love with people that hurt them

capitalhatter:

jake reading dirk science articles out loud as some kind of bedtime story and pronouncing all the jargon wrong

(Source: usopplus)

douchefart:

dirk and jake watch the great gatsby together

jake uses the phrase “old sport” in every sentence for the next two weeks

unicornsenshi:

what if Dirk was completely comfortable being naked at any given time
because he’d lived without any physical human contact his whole life,  it just wasn’t a big deal to him
and one time he went on webcam with Jake whilst in the nude
and Jake got all flustered and blushy like “golly gosh, put some pants on man!”
and Dirk just did not get what the problem was “it’s just a body bro, does my meat wand in all it’s glory offend you?” 
so Jake disconnected and had to take a cold shower

salemexplainsitall:

It was 30 years ago today that the Breakfast Club met for detention 

(via hunnybeats)

haaaast:

Completely lying >:D

haaaast:

Completely lying >:D

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kitkaloid:

green pink red and a gamer girl made me draw it

kitkaloid:

green pink red and a gamer girl made me draw it

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